I’m back for a day. It has been a crappy vacation so far. I wrote this was Saturday Night.
My boat took a dump tonight. I had finally just got caught up on things in life, and then this. I don’t know how bad it is yet, but it is not good. It is an Inboard outboard, so it has a real engine. Just like a car does. It is a 1974 Starcraft. It was my Dad’s. He left it to me. So it is kind of a bummer that she has gone, well, belly up.

Not to mention that I now have to rebuild the engine. I barely have the time or the money to do so. It could be as simple as a head gasket, I hope! But it could be worse.
I was watching a movie up at the cabin and I wanted to watch the sunset. So I got the dogs, a cigar, and hit the lake. It was beautiful. Sitting a drift in the middle of a lake, the waves rocking you back and forth. Floating along, drifting. Petting the dogs and listening to tunes.
I was just trying to reposition for a better view. I was cruising down the lake and she just wasn’t running well. I had no power. So I was going to check for weeds on the lower unit. But then she quit. I turned around to a cloud of smoke and panic set in. I shooed the dogs off the motor cover, they love to lay there. There was a small pool of oil behind me and the air was filled with smoke.
I opened the hood, and a gray sludge covered the engine compartment. At this point, I wished I didn’t like sunsets. I knew it was not good. The breather line had blown off the top of the valve cover. And the oil now foamed up with water was oozing down the engine and the inside of the hood.




You see when oil mixes with water in a running engine, the two are mixes together like a milkshake. The mixture the 2 substances produce look just like that. A milkshake. Yep, that milkshake goo was now coming out of a place that should only have oil.

If you have ever been boating, a breakdown is bad. It isn’t like a car. You can’t walk to the next exit. So I sat and finished my cigar, and wondered if anyone would stop and tow me in. I calculated how long it would take to drift to shore. It was calm, no wind. Wouls she run? Could I limp it back to the dock?
Before I made an ass of myself, and started frantically waving for help, I tried starting her. This was bad. What ever damage had been done so far, would only be exponentially worsened if she did run. I turned the key. Nothing, just hard cranking. Again, and nothing. Then, with a gasp, she came back to life. The motor wasn’t running rough. She still purred, like always.
I decided to try to make it back to the dock. I started slow. Everything was okay. I gas her more has figuring she’d give up any time. I modestly cruised home. Not too much, but enough to keep her moving fast for a long drift if needed. The smoke was gone. No oil slick behind.
She wasn’t running great, but she definitely wanted to get home as much as I did. She has only been towed once so far. That was on the Mississippi when I was like 11. Both her and I are proud to say that she has only been towed once that I know of. We made it home.
I checked again under the hood back at the dock. Everything looked about the same under the hood. The gray goo was still there, no surprise, but it wasn’t worse. Was she okay? No! But Besides running rough, it was intact.
At this point, the panic of getting home at any cost sided. Now the damage done was weighing on my mind. How much? How much $? The neighbor came over and agreed it wasn’t good. But he convinced me that it might just be a head gasket.
He and his son-in-law will help me get her to the launch in the morning before they leave. She may be towed for that one, if pride doesn’t get in the way, and logic wins out.
All in all, for a 1974 Chevrolet Mercruiser that has never had major work done to her, 29 years ain’t all that bad. Most engines or boats don’t last that long. Mine lasted that long with out many repairs at all. So I was due.
I like to work on stuff. I used to have an old corvette, but due to an engagement with ‘Satan’ I sold it. I had even pondered buying an old classic car to tinker with, but I have finally become fiscally wise. Save the money is my new way. No more impressive toys, besides the truck.
We’ll have to see how badly damaged the engine is. It will be fun fixing her, even though it sucks she broke.
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