I’ve seen crap, and trust me, they ain’t got any. Here’s one from me.

Update:

Take this!

I’ll go nuclear if you want.

Leona Pussyratfink of the MOB blog psychomister is trying to fracture the MOB. He has set up a splinter group of blogs in an attempt to ursurp the MOB, the St. Cloud Area Blogs, or SCABs are an illigitimate and unconstitutional organization. No doubt Leona is bitter from his defeat in the MOB elections. He did try to cheat, and even that didn’t help him win.

So as this MOBnation will not fracture under my leadership, I am installing a link embargo to any of these SCABs.

Larry Schumacher
Let Freedom Ring!
Psycmeistr’s Ice Palace
SCSU Scholars
MOB Executive Order #003 - Thou shalt not link to the SCABs!

I hope this embargo is successful. Because I will not let the MOB dissolve under my leadership (snicker). I would hate to have to send in the MN Militia and or god forbid, use the remaining KAR nuclear weapons to destroy the ceading bloggers.

The real Joe Tucci here…

While my worthy opponent tries to slide a fast one by you good people by impersonating me, a grave threat has presented itself to the Minnesota blogosphere. Today, the Kool Aid Report became the first blog anywhere to develop nuclear weapons.  But what’s more galling, is that I, Joe Tucci, was an innocent victim of their half-assed nuclear test.

I got caught at the edge of the blast area.  I managed to escape with my life, however a significant amount of my lush, manly back hair was burned off. 

This incident illustrates a stark deifference between me and my opponents in the Mayoral campaign.  You see, while they are all busy gay-baiting each other and obsessing over nipple rubbing (???), I, Joe Tucci, have been working on real solutions.  And I am the only candidate that can stand up to a nuclear Kool Aid Report.

Vote Joe Tucci - he won’t get us all killed in a nuclear holocaust.

I am Joe Tucci, and I approved this message.

Andy Adds:
Yes, Joe Tucci, the appeasement candidate. He was there trying to organize a sit in at the blast site. It wasn’t until he realized that no one else came, because he was trying to be a human shield in a open air nuclear test, that he ran like the whimpy little nipple rubbing gilrie man he is.

Yes, Joe Tucci, he’ll make sure that the MOB is defenseless against attacks. He wants to wage wars of love and tolerance.

Must be a Democrat.

Besides, I declared victory in the race already.