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In what has to unexpectedly be concluded to be the fist ever Unexpected Summit, the heads of the major keyboard manufacturers have unexpectedly met to discussion an unexpected major change in computing. Since they unexpectedly figure that everything for the next 3 years will unexpectedly be dubbed “unexpected”, and by everything, we unexpectedly are not kidding – They are unexpectedly discussing options for unexpectedly adding an “unexpected” key to Western US Keyboards.

This unexpected summit is the first time the Computer superpowers have met to discuss working together on an unexpected innovation in a communal manor. Which leaves this blogger unexpectedly shocked.

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Of course this post is satire mockery of the media and Obama administration’s incestuous use of the word “Unexpected”. Unless the news media has just surrendered to completely copying and pasting White House talking points into news columns and teleprompters now, it would probably be a good idea for Computer makers to come up with an easy short cut or new keyboard layout in the US that actually includes a key for the word “unexpected” because it is going to be the most loathed word to type eva! by people with common sense and in complete control of their own faculties if this Administration is going to continue to pull a rabbit out of their hat everytime the sun rises, they raise taxes, and something economic happens.

Honest to good news media, do you realize just how foolish you all look by parroting everything this guy and his administration says?

Let me try my hand at Telepromting or being a news producer.

“Great news peasants, somehow the unemployment numbers went down, even though there were another 20,000 jobs still cut, and it looks like they have to revise last year’s numbers and it turns out another million or so were actually unemployed last year, BUT hey, we didn’t expect the number to go down because people just plain gave up looking for work now, essentially admitting defeat and surrendering to the notion that the recession is not over. Gee, I didn’t expect that. How unexpected.

And this just in from the White House, Bush did it and thank Obama we passed the stimulus because boy would it have been unexpectedly worse with out it. “

Welcome to the 4th Estate, the great guardian of truth and the watchdog over Government.

But hey, at least the are finally being transparent!

HT Ed

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