Hey, Hey You. With The Jar Of Shit. What Exactly Are Your Intentions?
If putting feces in a jar and running around a city threatening to throw it at people is called free speech, I’m taking the liberty of using that word in the tittle. (brown font emphasis is mine)
A 22-year-old Massachusetts man was arrested Monday after police saw him carrying a bottle filled with feces, according to a police report.
Zachary Patrick Grey, a University of Massachusetts student from Marion, Mass., was arrested at 1:40 p.m. Monday after a foot chase, according to a Denver County Court complaint.
He was the first known person to be charged with possessing bodily waste during the Democratic convention, though the threat of its use has been rumored by police and protesters alike for weeks leading up to the event.
“It’s disgusting for anyone to throw that at anyone,” said Denver police spokesman Lt. Ron Saunier. “It’s just one of the tactics they use to try to incite a reaction.”
There have been no verified reports yet of anyone throwing bodily waste or being hit by it.
A police officer was in the process of arresting someone in the 1600 block of Champa Street on Monday afternoon when a police lieutenant spotted Grey holding a bottle of feces, the police report says.
Grey was “getting ready to throw the bottle at officers,” the report says.
The lieutenant tried to grab the suspect, who ran away, the report said. While he was running, Grey dropped the bottle, police said.
Grey was charged with interference, disturbing the peace and possession of “irritants” in public.
An irritant is something that “smells bad,” said Saunier. (Source: Denver Post)
Oh joy, these poo flinging monkeys are coming to St. Paul next.Â
I will have to save up some of my 90 pound Olde English Bulldog’s droppings. He is full of free speech!!!!
