Residual Forces

Well well well. Jesse Ventura isn’t going to run for Senate, unless the God he mocks tells him to run by 5PM today. Um, if I were you Jesse, I wouldn’t cancel the hair salon appointment to wait by the phone. 

Frankly I can’t say anything nice about the beach bum. He did more damage to the political climate of this state in his 4 years of semi-relevance than larry Pogemiller has done during his decades of mud slinging in the Legislature. And I seriously mean that. 

Ventura’s crass, uninformed, and conspiracy theory filled skull (there’s more room for rent if you need storage space) were on display lastnight on Larry King (Is A) Live. He did his usual blame everybody else for stuff/ not offer square one of an alternative or solution. I think the word Jackals was used when he started talking about how his family would be scrutinized worse than before. 

Jesse took the 3rd party movement and took it from something that had a chance to make a difference, and turned it into the party for people who can’t win, but can make other parties lose. The Reform party was a gathering storm, then Jesse won and ruined it all. He made me the Republican I am today. He made a lot of people the members of parties they are today too. 

Maybe Jesse figured out what everybody else did 6 years ago. It was a huge mistake then, it would be a huge mistake now, and probably the only people who do tell him to run Jesse run, are his family. Maybe they want to get him out of the house so they can stop hearing all the 9-11 conspiracy theories and how Bush lied and people died crap you can get for free on CSPAN. 

Have a nice life Jesse. I hope this did wonders for your books sales because it has been a complete and total waste for the people who do take politics seriously.