Prayers For The Banaiaiaiaiaiaiaianman
Posted by Andy on April 28th, 2008
I received word last night that the Mayor of the MOB, Dr. King Banaian is in the hospital. My suspicions are that he is having a pesky new tax increase removed, thankfully it was benign and non-life threatening. Another suspicion is he is getting a new stimulus package just in time for the big anniversary weekend get-away/economics conference (but don’t tell the wife that’s why they are going to Vegas).
Other rumors are he suffered a tragic metal breakdown after attending one of Taryl Clark’s press conferences where she not only lied, but defied the laws of economics, and he was carted off mumbling supply and demand, supply and demand, supply and demand.
So all kidding aside, everybody’s favorite university professor, vegetarian, and cigar connoisseur is in the hospital, our good friend Dr. King and his family could use our thoughts and prayers.
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