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Breaking News – Edwards & Ciressi May Form Ticket

(Satire)

Q: What is 25% of 3 quadrillion dollars?

A: What John Edwards and Mike Ciressi could split if they successfully sue the Government on behalf of just one Katrina victim who is suing the Federal Government.

Katrina victim sues U.S. for $3 quadrillion
Federal government hit with 489,000 damage claims after hurricane

NEW ORLEANS – Hurricane Katrina’s victims have put a price tag on their suffering and it is staggering — including one plaintiff seeking the unlikely sum of $3 quadrillion.

The total number — $3,014,170,389,176,410 — is the dollar figure so far sought from some 489,000 claims filed against the federal government over damage from the failure of levees and flood walls following the Aug. 29, 2005, hurricane.

Of the total number of claims, the U.S. Army Corps of Engineers said it has received 247 for at least $1 billion apiece, including the one for $3 quadrillion.

I smell a class action!

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