Coffee Shot Out Of My Nose When I Read This
Posted by Andy on November 13th, 2007
After waiting several days to react (he was rumored to be clearing brush at his Stearns County ranch style house),
King Banaman does not clear brush, he has his daughters and wife do it while he has fruit smoothy eat offs with his dog ‘Buttercup’, then retires to his commode to do some (ahem) ‘thinking’. (Source: His better quarter) More than that, rumor has it, he had children in order to avoid snow shoveling and lawn care. (Source: the same)
You can’t blame me for this erosion of tradition and Democracy that the MOB is facing.
Closed circuit to Elder: Its a dang good thing you don’t come to Keegans anymore.
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