MOB Elections Are Currently Being Stolen
Posted by Andy on October 30th, 2007
The acting Jimmy Carter of the MOB is currently overseaing the latest MOB Mayor elections. Well, by overseaing, I mean overlooking. You see one candidate is a Chair of a department at a University, and my moles tell me he is giving extra credit for votes. Another is a metrosexual who has opened his blog up for some 3 to 400 individuals who hate the Strib. And as usual, Bobo the foul mouthed chimp.
I am the incumbent, and have led the MOB through a time of peace and prosperity
Make sure you vote early and often. Pretend you’re a Dem Union goon and stuff that ballot box like you own it.
The Evil Dr. Banaiaiaiaiaiaiaiaian and Ms. Eberflees already are. We can’t let an economics professor become mayor. He’ll bore us to death. And Ms. Eberly is simply running to hold a celebration party where people bring her booze.
