What Al Gore Is Really Upset About
Posted by Andy on July 5th, 2007
I’m sure you’ve all heard about Al Gore’s son getting busted for drugs, well the bigger story may be this.
He was pulled over doing 100MPH in a Prius.
What his father is really upset with is not the drugs, I’m sure. It is that his son was increasing his carbon footprint by speeding.
You see, driving a Prius at such an excessive speed lowers the MPG a ton, and makes the whole green conscience thing a load of crap.
Huh, load of crap? - Al Gore’s environuttiness and his son doing what one shouldn’t do if they truly want to save the world - coincidence? me thinks not.
As for the drug thing, eehh, kids will be kids. Millionaire’s sons who live in the shadow of a mad man who is hell bent on destroying America as we know it, would lead most people to such behavior. I guess we can’t blame him.
All it does is go to show you that at least Al Gore bought his son a green car before he jumped on that private jet to go burn another hole in the ozone layer. That is the true sign of a green dad.
(This post is intended to be in jest.
Young kids will be kids, and we can’t blame someone who grew up in the spot light and rubs elbows with the liberal hollywood crowd where this is commonplace. My advice for the young Gore is to go into rehab immediately. That is what your fellow hollywood green hypocrites do to get them out of hot water.)
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