BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE ALERT, I Did My Part Today for Al
Posted by Andy on March 23rd, 2007
Continuing on my daily mission to please our inspiration and dearest supreme leader Al Gore, I went and beat the crap out of a sixth grade class.
Global warming on trial
Sixth-graders decide that humans aren’t to blame
I read that and ran to the nearest grade school. I raced right to their 6th grade science classroom. I grabbed the nearest beaker, and what happened after that was not pretty, but those kids will never, EVER, question our beloved leader and role model Al Gore.
Saving the planet is so much easier than I thought it would be.
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