BREAKING NEWS EXCLUSIVE ALERT, I Did My Part Today for Al
Posted by Andy on March 22nd, 2007


At lunch today, I felt guilty for having accidently screwed up a few copies I was making this morning in the office, and unfortunately they were double-sided so I couldn’t use them for scratch paper.
I thought I had let Al Gore down.
But I then went out and hugged a tree and apologized for killing one of its brothers that was trying to help consume the evil carbon dioxide so many of us are exhaling which is giving the Earth that this tree calls home a fever.
I feel so much better now, and the Earth is a safer place too.
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March 23rd, 2007 at 9:16 am
Hahahahaha! Andy- you did us earth-rapin’ Republicans proud with that hug. Good job working off that carbon footprint.