The Real Joe Tucci Calls on KAR to End Its Nuclear Program
Posted by Joe Tucci on October 9th, 2006
The real Joe Tucci here…
While my worthy opponent tries to slide a fast one by you good people by impersonating me, a grave threat has presented itself to the Minnesota blogosphere. Today, the Kool Aid Report became the first blog anywhere to develop nuclear weapons. But what’s more galling, is that I, Joe Tucci, was an innocent victim of their half-assed nuclear test.
I got caught at the edge of the blast area. I managed to escape with my life, however a significant amount of my lush, manly back hair was burned off.
This incident illustrates a stark deifference between me and my opponents in the Mayoral campaign. You see, while they are all busy gay-baiting each other and obsessing over nipple rubbing (???), I, Joe Tucci, have been working on real solutions. And I am the only candidate that can stand up to a nuclear Kool Aid Report.
Vote Joe Tucci - he won’t get us all killed in a nuclear holocaust.
I am Joe Tucci, and I approved this message.
Andy Adds:
Yes, Joe Tucci, the appeasement candidate. He was there trying to organize a sit in at the blast site. It wasn’t until he realized that no one else came, because he was trying to be a human shield in a open air nuclear test, that he ran like the whimpy little nipple rubbing gilrie man he is.
Yes, Joe Tucci, he’ll make sure that the MOB is defenseless against attacks. He wants to wage wars of love and tolerance.
Must be a Democrat.
Besides, I declared victory in the race already.
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