Why is Andy Lying About His Fuzzy Head Turning Chicks On?
Posted by Joe Tucci on October 2nd, 2006
Joe Tucci here.
Members of the MOB deserve a mayor who will tell them the truth. It saddens me that my opponent, Andy, is not being straight with you.
Andy likes to say that his “fuzzy head turns chicks on.” However, nothing could be further from the truth.
FACT: Andy is unmarried.
FACT: Andy doesn’t even have a girlfriend.
FACT: Has anyone even seen Andy in the company of a lady lately?
Sure doesn’t sound like chicks are being turned on by Andy’s fuzzy head now, does it? Are we sure that he even has a fuzzy head?
Fortunately, you the voters have a truthful alternative. My entire body has been turning chicks on for a long time. Just ask my ex-stripper wife, Lola. And that’s a statement you can take to the bank!
Vote Tucci for Mayor.
I am Joe Tucci, and I approved this message.
Andy Adds:
Check your office door you putz!
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October 2nd, 2006 at 11:05 am
FYI for you Joe Tucci
Next time I see your wife, I intend to ask her if she was really a stripper. I may even have to ask her to demonstrate just to make sure she isn’t covering for you.
The voters deserve to know the truth.
October 2nd, 2006 at 7:35 pm
Hey Andy,
Thanks for telling me about your site last Thursday! I really like it.
You should bring this Joe guy in with you this week. I’ll show him what girls like to do w/ fuzzy heads.
PS. Tucci - I bet you are short.