BREAKING NEWS, EXCLUSIVE NEWS, NEWS ALERT - Swiftee Supplies Communists with Beer
Posted by Andy on September 30th, 2006
AAA for MOB Mayor
For immediate release
September 30, 2006
Contact: Tami MacGenius, AAA for MOB Mayor Spokesbabe
867-5309
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Andy Aplikowski released the following after learning of Swiftee’s frequent travels to Cuba to deliver Summit beer to Castro.
“It is a sad state of the MOB when one of our finest moonbat monitors is moonlighting as a communist. America has a beer embargo on Cuba, and I would have hoped my opponent would have honored that. Fidel Castro has been a brutal dictator to his people, and he should not have the privilege of Summit brewed beer.” said Andy Aplikowski.
“It is a sad commentary on Swiftee’s patriotism that he feels the need to profit from the suffering of the Cuban people.” said Tami MacGenius the AAA for MOB Mayor Spokesbabe. “He’s had an honorable career in moonbat bashing, and crude but funny photoshopping of Mr. Young, but I fear this new development will tarnish that.”
Andy Aplikowski added, “I want MOB voters to know that I have never drank beer with Communist dictators, nor will I. It saddens me to know that a man I respected deeply as a true American patriot and MOB star has sunk to this level. I call for an immediate investigation into whether or not Swiftee has also visited Hugo Chavez.”
MacGenius added, “AAA for MOB Mayor campaign received photos earlier today that appear to be Hugo Chavez, Fidel Castro, and a fat guy thanking Swiftee during a parade in his honor. There was also a photo supplied to us that shows Chavez opening up a case of Summit beer. If this turns out to be true, we hope that Swiftee will save the MOB the embarrassment and with draw from the race.”
Please see attached photos.
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Update:
The Photos are flying in.
