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Ellison, What Will Appear in his Bio

CQ Politics has a new feature on their website, On Their Way. It has the Bios of candidates that CQ believes will have no trouble winning and will soon be members of Congress.

Pending Candidates
The following candidates meet the criteria for being in the “On Their Way” club, but their biographical information has not yet been verified by CQ. Information on the following candidates can be expected in the near future.

Albio Sires, D-N.J. (13) — won June 6 primary
Steve Cohen, D-Tenn. (9) — won Aug. 3 primary
Doug Lamborn, R-Colo. (5) — won Aug. 8 primary
Henry C. “Hank” Johnson Jr., D-Ga. (4) — won Aug. 8 runoff
Keith Ellison, D-Minn. (5) — won Sept. 12 primary
Yvette Clarke, D-N.Y. (11) — won Sept. 12 primary

I’m just dying to see what they come up with for Ellison.

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2 Responses to “Ellison, What Will Appear in his Bio”

  1. Andrew (Not the real one) says:

    They could just copy Mel Gibson’s arrest report and use that!

  2. Andy says:

    Oh wait, in a saving grace moment, Mel Gibson has decided to spew forth anti-war sentiments, and all is forgiven by the liberal hollywood elite.

    Maybe they could take a bit of Rosie, and mix in a bit of Amerjineenerneenerjadidad.