Residual Forces

Have you ever had a day when everything just came at you at once? Wham, everything went to crap for you in like the matter of an hour? Not all the stuff was bad, but a whole week’s worth of schtuff to deal with crammed up into like an hour?

Holy crap people. Give me a second to catch my breath. Please?

So on that note, I am going to go home and drink and have a steak. Check that, I am going to head home, stop and buy a steak and some broccoli, then go home, and BBQ me up some good old beef. Of course there will be mad amounts of JD consumed, why not, it has been a heck of a week, and I deserve it.

I’ve managed to piss off a good number of lefty blogs. I think all the 6th CD campaigns hate me now. I was lucky enough to have taken my boat out to filler with gas and let the newly washed floor of it dry out, but it poured rain like mad on me. So it is now back in the garage to dry out for the maiden voyage tomorrow.

Oh yeah, I have now freaking insurance on it, because freaking insurance companies suck! If I were god, they’d have to jump through hoops for my business, not the other way around. For jeepers’ sakes, they make you go through living hell to be allowed to pay them a butt load of money every month. I think it would be easier to catch Osama bin Laden then it is to get a boat insured in this country. What the frack is that about?

Oh, and the Legislature can’t help but expand state government and hand money out like it grows on trees. Thanks, I sure hope these bloated fat cats that are writing these gynourmous checks are there when they need to be paid for. I want these SOBs that have grown roots in St. Paul to wake up one morning with 5 million Minnesotans pounding on their door , asking them why the hell they decided it’d be a good thing to spend billions of dollars on crap?

[insert screaming sound here]

So there, I hope that cheers you all up. Have a great weekend. I’m sure I’ll have a couple drunk posts tonight, why not? I don’t think I’ve pissed off the Catholics yet today. Might as well.

Oh wait, I got it. I think I’ll do a post how the gutless cowardly left is going to get us all killed with their pacifist ways. That always gets under their skin.