You Want America to Give Peace a Chance? Fine! Have Fun Without Us
Posted by Andy on February 25th, 2006
I am tired of pointless calls for peace. Everytime you see someone with that sign that says ‘give peace a chance’, don’t you just want to go up and ask them to define what peace is? More importantly, how they would create peace out of war if they could? (enter crickets) Then there is the ‘anti-Americanism’ that is rampant. You’ve heard it. America’s perception around the World is that we’re bad and evil and nothing we do is worth a darn.
You want America to give peace a chance? Fine, have it your way, let’s follow the plan below.
This was a chain-mail that was sent to me. It kinda hit home with me so I posted it here.
The Plan!
Clarification:
A Commenter noted that Williams never did say this. I accept that, but I still like what is being said, regardless of who said it. I am leaving the email as is (stating Williams said it) but please keep in mind that it is not a celebrity’s statement.)

Robin Williams, wearing a shirt that says “I love New York” in Arabic.
You gotta love Robin Williams……Even if he’s nuts! Leave it to Robin Williams to come up with the perfect plan. What we need now is for our UN Ambassador to stand up and repeat this message.
Robin Williams’ plan…(Hard to argue with this logic!)
“I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here’s one plan.”
- “The US will apologize to the world for our “interference” in their affairs, past &present. You know, Hitler, Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest of those “good ole boys”, we will never “interfere” again.
- We will withdraw our troops from all over the world, starting with Germany, South Korea, the Middle East, and the Philippines. They don’t want us there. We would station troops at our borders. No one allowed sneaking through holes in the fence.
- All illegal aliens have 90 days to g et their affairs together and leave.We’ll give them a free trip home. After 90 days the remainder will be gathered up and deported immediately, regardless of whom or where they are. They’re illegal!!! France will welcome them.
- All future visitors will be thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless given a special permit!!!! No one from a terrorist nation will be allowed in. If you don’t like it there, change it yourself and don’t hide here. Asylum would never be available to anyone. We don’t need any more cab drivers or 7-11 cashiers.
- No foreign “students” over age 21. The older ones are the bombers. If they don’t attend classes, they get a “D” and it’s back home baby.
- The US will make a strong effort to become self-sufficien t energy wise. This will include developing nonpolluting sources of energy but will require a temporary drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The caribou will have to cope for a while.
- Offer Saudi Arabia a nd other oil producing countries $10 a barrel for their oil. If they don’t like it, we go someplace else. They can go somewhere else to sell their production. (About a week of the wells filling up the storage sites would be enough.)
- If there is a famine or other natural catastrophe in the world, we will not “interfere.” They can pray to Allah or whomever, for seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. Besides most of what we give them is stolen or given to the army. The people who need it most get very little, if anything.
- Ship the UN Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. We don’t need the spies and fair weather friends here. Besides, the building would make a good homeless shelter or lockup for illegal aliens.
- All Americans must go to charm and beauty school. That way, no one can call us “Ugly Americans” any longer. The Language we speak is ENGLISH…learn it…or LEAVE…Now, isn’t that a winner of a plan?
“The Statue of Liberty is no longer saying “Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses.” She’s got a baseball bat and she’s yelling, ‘you want a piece of me?’ “
Consider yourself part of chain now. If you agree with the above pass it along to friends…If not, and I would be amazed, go hold a sign and burn a flag or something.
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February 26th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Its a hoax. Williams never said it. http://www.snopes.com/politics/soapbox/williams.asp
February 26th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
I added a clarification on your input.
But I still like what was in the email. Plus that shirt is great.
February 27th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
I have no idea who posted that excerpt of my post. Feel free to remove it.
Can’t say I’m real thrilled with #7. How many times do we have to prove that price controls don’t work?
February 27th, 2006 at 2:11 pm
That was a pingback from where you just ripped me on your blog.
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