About Last Night
Does anyone know where I was last night?
For the life of me, I am a little fuzzy on the details. I remember someone making out with a Wookie by the women’s bathroom. (Wasn’t me)
Did I end up on some super secret Vikings cruise? That guy who was sucking face with that woman, did have one of them big horns that they use at the games. Oh man.
Where was I last night?
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Andy, I’m sorry to tell you, but you did get a little snuggly with the “Horn”y guy. I promised not to publish certain photos, so your secret is safe with me.
I saw you there, too…. debating St. Paul about who’d take Janasek home. ….I think she got real tipsy and almost fell down…. which signaled “Game Over”.
I woke up face down in the gutter. If you find out where you were, let me know…I was probably at the same party.
Lies!
All Lies!
Well, that is the lies about me.
Now you know why I bring my wife along to these events!